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cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

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skypestripper:

snapchat must be fun for hot people

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shouldnt:

the fact that teachers actually expect you to do homework is annoying

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this didn’t happen in the books ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

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mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

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